happy ass

Self description or a description of another person

Hey! It's 5:00 on Friday - my happy ass is outta here!

Hey! Get your happy ass back to work.

by Kathy Day April 30, 2008

happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain December 4, 2007

stupid happy

a state of being naive and therefore, happy.
Not knowing the sad truths about the world, which leaves you happy but undeniably ignorant.

Remember when we were six years old and didn't know about war and animal abuse, i wish i was still stupid happy like back then!

by RettAlexis October 2, 2007

super fun happy slide

A drink/drugs bender of epic proportions

''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''

by superfunhappyslide March 7, 2008

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

the Happy Accidents

One of the sweetest Ska bands to ever walk the Earth. "the Happy Accidents" is spelled exactly as you see it. The "t" is lowercase, the "the" always there, and the music is always rockin'! They've released a "Midget Cd" entitled "Get Out of the Cart".

"Those guys from the Happy Accidents sure know how to make male nudity cool!"

by David "English" Mortimer August 17, 2006

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009