happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain November 11, 2007

english kiss

What the French call a French kiss.

Mon dieu! Deed you see zat? Ee just English kissed eez secretary weez eez toungue.

by LeBain November 11, 2007

eugle

A search engine that takes 4-6 week to return an incorrect answer.

Mon dieu, I search on zee eugle and am steel eeting my orse before it gums back!

by LeBain March 12, 2008

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain November 11, 2007