Grumble-grape

A gurgling fart bubble that pops with a low groan.

I popped a grumble-grape in my pants last night leaving a nasty stain.

by Drpig123 November 28, 2010

The Grapefruit

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

by The stool July 27, 2021

peeling a grapefruit

The act of spreading a women's vaginal lips for oral pleasure.

Nick is so good at peeling a grapefruit that

women instantly tremble.

by cruzer567 January 13, 2014

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

by Greatfruits November 4, 2016

Grapefruit

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition for grapefruits you stupid fuck

im an acoustic child who likes grapefruits and plays roblox all day

by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi January 22, 2018

1008 grams

1008 grams = 1 kilo.

Most commonly used in the underground drug trade, specifically for Heroin , Cocaine, anything that ships in a "brick" .

1 kilo of cocaine contains 1008 grams.

by 9904 May 14, 2016

grape pop

When a man fucks a woman with one of his testicles rather than his cock. thus popping your grape into her pussy.

My left nut is sore from that grape pop i pulled off with nancy!

by marc and alex April 5, 2007