Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment 

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

gondo 

1. the essence of philosopher Leibniz's concept of gonads, i.e. a pair of all-other-monad containing monads. (rare) see monad mondo gonad
2. a legendary figure in the teachings of D, full name Frondo Gondo. D taught that one fateful nite in the nineteen sixties, some good people were celebrating the daily holiday on a yacht with orgys, hallucinogens, & ping pong. One chosen man consumed a great dose of LSD, & some others (not D) decided to play a prank on him by locking him in the closet at the beginning of his psychedelic voyage. Either by his choice or theirs, he didn't emerge for approximately 8 hrs. When he did emerge, from then on he forever referred to himself as Frondo Gondo. This story illustrates what can go wrong when we ignore the wisdom of "set & setting" for psychedelic trips. see also D

1. i to assert something about all monads completely, we must speak of the pair of gonads which themselves contain all monads.
2. hey! you remember what happened to Frondo Gondo, right?

gondo by factotum January 28, 2004

gordon syndrome 

easily affected by alcohol. often results are highly un-desirable

"uve got aids cunt u fuked elle, you suffer from the gordon syndrome" said kenyan

gordon syndrome by gordo_syphillus August 11, 2006

Gondor 

A noun used to describe a person or persons particularly intrigued by anime, japanase animation. A harsh insult; to be named "gondor" is to be labelled strange and unfriendly.

Originated from the childrens TV show, Recess, the strange comic book kids might say, "Gondor Primulon". Now transformed into modern day "goth/outcast" stereotype.

Ex: Look at all those greasy gondors under the stairs!

Gondor by gss1.2.3 October 11, 2009

Gordon 

v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.

Gordon by what-in-gods-name June 27, 2009

godo 

Originally a misspelling for the word "good," it's translated from Chinese as a term for a penis, often used in mixed company to confuse others.

Matt was so lame last night. Instead of whipping out his godo, he ripped my bra!

godo by delaneydrive October 31, 2008

Jeff Gordon 

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

Jeff Gordon by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008