Tall glass of milk

Similar to "A tall glass of water" (tall woman with long legs and beautiful features.)

"A tall glass of milk" is used to describe more particuarly a tall white woman (or a fair woman of European decent) with long sculpted legs and a brick house body.

This term is used usually by (older, pimp-ish) black men - hence why the glass is filled with milk rather than water. (Water could mean any race/color.)

"Now that's a mighty fine tall glass o' milk right there!"

"Whew! I need me a tall glass of milk like that there Klohe Kardashian."

"Ooooweee!! That tall glass of milk would do this body good!!!"

by MizzieG June 5, 2013

glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.

man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008

Glassist

someone who discriminates against glass, someone who is irrationally and strongly opposed to glass

person1: yo u heard bout that chick fiona?
person2: yea man..shes a glassist
person3:...are u freal? man wat a loser
person1: wow what a freakin scrub
person2: yea bruh she crushed my dreams of a glass house
person3: i bet she eats oysters every day

by thejzacorleone December 16, 2011

White glass

When you cum in a cup than your girl drinks it like a glass of wine

"Girl you want a white glass"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

glassnoob

The word "glassnoob" (noun) is a direct translation of the norwegian word "brillegjøk" for those who are familiar with that term. In english this word is not to different from the nickname "four-eyes" as it is also an insult aimed towards those with impaired sight and thus use glasses to correct their physical flaws.

Bob: "Hey Johnny, you four-eyed glassnoob!"

Johnny: "Fuck offz Bryan! Oh wait, are you Bob? Come closer please."

by Tengil January 9, 2005

Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015

emo glasses

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.

Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.

by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004