po faced

Someone who is priggish, narrow-minded, disapproving or humourless.

Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|

by iqbal February 21, 2007

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.

hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?

by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007

Facilitize

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

by ninja787 September 23, 2009

facial

When a man cums on a woman's face, thereby making her his BITCH. Often seen in porn, the attempt on one's girlfriend will usually leave the man single, unless she is a kinky freak, then by all means go ahead and give her a facial. She could use the skin treatment anyhow.

He gave me a facial without warning yesterday and now my eyes are still burning!

by PartyProblem November 15, 2011

JJ Faced

adj. - The end result of consuming too much alcohol. Often associated with being Pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)

JJ - Man, last night was rough...
Draven - You got JJ faced didn't you?
JJ - Yeah... ended up urban camping at the SunTrust Springs
Draven - So your saying passed out by the fountain Down Town...
JJ - yep
Draven -.........Where was my invite?

by Urban_Camper September 23, 2010