Skip to main content

Fake Math 

A term used by those who know beforehand that they don’t stand a chance to pass their math test or exam unless they resort to lying, cheating, or bribery—they often blame the teacher for bias against them, practicing unfair grading, or setting unrealistic or artificial questions that are confusing and open to different interpretations.
Guesstimate how many Trumpublican students in red states every year would scapegoat fake math for their failure to get a passing grade in their middle- or high-school math paper rather than putting in the time and effort to master the math concepts.
Fake Math by MathPlus September 14, 2021
Related Words

Fake Thursday 

Fake Thursday is the phenomenon in which, on any given Wednesday, at some point you will think (or say), "at least tomorrow is Friday!". And then you will realize you are a victim of "Fake Thursday".
Tony Bob: Whew, at least tomorrow is Friday, amirite?

Everyone: oooh, Fake Thursday gotcha!
Fake Thursday by Tony Bob WI July 26, 2023

Fake metal 

A label commonly given by elitists to bands that define themselves as a metal subgenre they believe is the catalyst of the downfall of heavy metal.
Elitists, or bullies who diss a band they don't like by using the term, can label metalcore (ex: Attack Attack!, Bring Me the Horizon), glam metal (Kiss, Mötley Crüe), nu metal (Korn, the early works of Deftones), alternative metal (the current works of Deftones, Egypt Central), and some hard rock bands—even though they tend to get mislabeled as that—as fake metal.
It's gotten to a point where people have even tried to say that the only true genre is the one that came from psychedelic, acid, and blues rock, common example for that being Black Sabbath, who also paved the way for doom metal by merging metal with classical and more blues (props to them), and that all these subgenres (thrash for example) are just profit-driven fucks. I think.

Regardless, it's a commonly used term, and there may be a holy war ongoing.

I'm trying to be as neutral as I can for defining this label, so I do apologize if any bias appears.
Elitist: Nu metal is not real metal, you've been brainwashed by the fucking fake metal! Go listen to Carcass, Death, or even Nile!
"Fake" Metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
Me: Who the hell are these people?!
My friend: Welcome to today's society…also known as the fifth circle of Hell.
Me: I'm just gonna…walk away…and listen to whatever the hell I have in my library…

So I did. And the elitist and the metalhead continued arguing. Christ.
Fake metal by 7568ino September 23, 2023

fake ass nigga 

one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo
Jiggaboo is a fake ass nigga.

Fake people 

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.
Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!
Fake people by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 5, 2018

Fake Pothead 

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.
Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.
Fake Pothead by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010