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Ding Dong Ditching 

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

dischuffed

To be dissapointed with something or with ones self
Cuthbert: I'm was dischuffed with that i was! Oh Cobblers!
dischuffed by Jonesy-no-fool July 12, 2005
to be fucked up, belligerent, blazed, hammered drunk,feelin' good, mcpatkin mackin, sauced, shitty, pussy drunk, high as balls, bombed, wasted, mcshitbasketed up, plastered, stoned, blasted, slaughtered; to be datched is a combination of all those definitions.
Pete: Alex, how drunk were you last night?
Alex: man Pete, I was datched outta my mind.
Pete: How'd you get home man?
Alex: I didn't go home. I woke up to find out that I pissed my pants and slept in a field-so datched.
Datched by Team OuEsAy September 15, 2009

False dichotomy 

Two ideas presented as the exclusive set of options when more options exist.
“‘Stay faithful, or stay single’ is what I always say.”
“False dichotomy, dude—what if you’re poly?”
False dichotomy by zzach64 October 12, 2018

oily discharge 

to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.
"I have to go clean the oily discharge out of my underpants."
oily discharge by chipper December 22, 2003

ditchman 

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.
Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.
ditchman by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017