consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.

Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.

by BradMC April 30, 2006

Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter

I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.

by Alekatie June 25, 2010

social constraints

Those things within the society which limits your freedom from doing what you want.

The social constraints left him speechless

by Dizzo van Bizzo October 10, 2016

constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003

conspiracy

1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.

2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.

1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.

2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.

by theforgottenspark January 12, 2007

conscience

One's moral sense of what is right or wrong, and especially how it affects one's behavior. One's moral compass.

However much that I wanted to vegetate and indulge myself while the cleaners cleaned my house, my conscience tugged at my mind, telling me to keep busy and see if they needed anything.

A small minority of people are born without a conscience and a similar number of people never develop one. Psychopaths are those born without a conscience and most sociopaths are not given a chance to develop theirs. And hence they are not bothered or remorseful about their antisocial behavior.

by Lorelili July 28, 2011

constipoo

N. Feces or turd that is very difficult to expel from oneself. The by-product of constipation.

1. dude, that constipoo took forever to drop.

by the turd burgla March 23, 2007