children of bodom

Children of Bodom is the best thing to ever happen to the metal scene, heart stopping riffs and gut wrenching solos, Alexi Lahio is the most talented lead guitarist on the planet. He and his guitar alone can bring a tear any true metal fan.

Alexi Lahio And Children of Bodom Are Gods OF Metal!!!!

by Jack Danials April 17, 2006

Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

knuckle children

aka sperm, jiz, cum, ect.

After I get off work, I'm gunna go let off some knuckle children.

by WeekMokers9999 September 22, 2005

Feral Children

Reckless, often ruthless children. Typically the product of a bad mother, especially a mother who engages in bi-polar parenting.

That mother engaged in bi-polar parenting; it's no surprise that she has raised a slew of feral children.

by The Mind Surgeon August 12, 2011

Adult Child

An Adult child is a grown up that hasn't developed emotionally on an adult level. Adult child may be due to environmental circumstances, if they had drug addicts/alcoholic addicts as parents they'd lack proper emotional maturity. They missed elements from childhood development because the people who would teach them through example were busy acting a fool.Sometimes it's due to mental health illnesses and needs treatment through therapy. Adult Children might get mad and throw temper tantrum as a grown woman or grown man. Adult children do not know how to handle complex situations usually dealing with healthy romantic relationships and setting boundaries. Adult children are usually in a 24 step program, they need 12 more steps to get past the alcoholic. Adult children usually have abandonment issues, low self esteem, codependency issues, trust issues, people pleasing behaviors or might be at high risk for addiction. Sometimes adult children will become workaholics to avoid chaos from outside environment and will never take any time off. Sometimes adult children will live in their parents basements until the parents are dead. Adult children tend to have a more child like way of looking at life. Adult children are still adults and will go to adult prison if they start a fight at the DMV, meaning they are still accountable as adults. Sometimes adult children need someone to validate their decisions before they take action.

Are you an Adult child from a druggie home?
Me too, my parents were active addicts all my life and still are.

by LadySavageOss February 9, 2021

love child

a child concieved through lust (usually a one night thing). The parents never marry and sometimes never see each other again.

That new kid on the street is a love child. His dad knocked up his mum at graduation and then left.

by Houle Mckean August 5, 2006