Heart Bricked Up

Often shortened to HBU, it's when you get an emotionally aroused, rather than sexually. Think about the opposite of an
"ick".

Jack: When you were caring for those little kids it totally got my heart bricked up.
Janie: Awwww, you know how much I like children.

by probably_jenkins May 30, 2022

Peacock blocked

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.

Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.

by Lawbster September 11, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

gold bricked house

A medium to large sized house, that is well kept yet vacant - having been bought by banks, house flippers or speculators for the sole sake of investment, like a gold brick, rather than being used to live in. One of the major reasons for the high prices of housing, and also the shortage of 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 housing.

Drove through this nice neighborhood, but noticed a lot of empty homes with no "for sale" signs. But later I found all those houses are half a million each, even though they aren't that big. Seem those empty homes are gold bricked houses.

by joe995 August 1, 2023

Semi bricked

When you have a boner but it doesn’t go up it just gets longer.

Jenny made me have a semi bricked dick

by Marrymariana October 3, 2023

kike-blocked

When Jews manage to commit heinous crimes in full view of the public but maintain impunity through obstructing justice using their unnaturally large web of connections.

"Jews are openly committing genocide, but they're able to just kike-blocked jail time because ALL of their devoted puppets in the EU, UN, or US are covering for them while they erase the genocide from the media, college campus discussions, history books."

by psusedo January 3, 2024