Battery

The multi sex version of skiing performed by either man or woman on one of each sex.
One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.

My friends asked me to go skiing this weekend I had to refuse as Mr & Mrs Pilchard were coming over for a battery session.

by *****ALP***** March 9, 2018

brownie batter

A derogatory term for african american semen. Mostly used in porn.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chicks face!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"

by SpitYouInTheEyeLightBulb June 1, 2014

AA batteries

A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!

Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘

Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!

by lovebugforlife14 March 2, 2021

put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you

Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.

by pinkrican June 15, 2007

shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 22, 2003