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City Bat

Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!
by skin-e-g July 8, 2016
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bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.
Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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bat pussied

A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.
Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.
by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017
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softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017
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spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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