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soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017
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Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.
Stay far away from a zombie bat.
by Natural Life December 23, 2021
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