passive askgressive 

adj. A type of behavior described by a person stating out loud something that they clearly want, but then refusing to accept any offer for it to happen.

John: "I want to get some ice cream but I don't want to go outside again."
Bob: "I'll get it for you, I don't mind."
John: "No, you don't have to do that."
Bob: "Do you want it, because I don't mind going to buy some if you want it."
John: "Well, I doooo want it, but... you don't have to..."
Bob: "Dude if you want it, I don't mind getting it! Stop being so passive askgressive!"

passive askgressive by Anna Zeus March 8, 2014

can't be asked 

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

can't be asked by David Bean March 4, 2007

Askjolene 

A search engine, 100% dedicated to sex, voyeurism and the such like.

Guy: "Know where I can get some pussy?"
Dude: "Why don't you "Askjolene""

Askjolene by Askjolene January 9, 2008

Who asked? 

When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you

person 1: hey you know i’m going to the beach this weekend?
person 2: das cool and all but who asked?

Who asked? by Jahs Poo Dealer January 23, 2020

nobody asked 

what people who are a fucking low life loser say because they can't think of anything because their 2 braincells are trying to comprehend what the conversation topic is

person 1: hey i'm playing minecraft
bitch: nobody asked
person 1: i don't give a shit if nobody asked you fucking dumbass

nobody asked by nobobyaskedDONTGIVEONESHITBITC October 20, 2021

Askhole 

1) A person who always asks a lot of questions and your advice, yet never takes your advice.

2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.

Oh my god, he is such an askhole, he always asks for advice and does whatever he was going to do anyway.

Askhole by Night.ER.Ninja August 18, 2014

Are you asking me out? 

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

Are you asking me out? by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006