Aubert

Meaning, Best of the best... upper hand, High class, there is no other.. Number 1, The highest of highs, the boggest of bigs... nothing beats an Aubert. And dont ever try too...

Omg, He's and Aubert...

by Malechite March 27, 2008

skank alert

Something you say when you and your friends notice several skanky people approaching you.

"Uh Oh, there's those chicks that smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. Skank alert!"

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009

Alberto

Alberto is the most sweet, kind and loving person. He is often very shy but once you get to know him he is super great he is the best person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: OMG he is super nice

Girl 2: he is probably a Alberto

by Olivia M. Brown January 8, 2020

the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006

Curb Alert

An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.

Your mom is a curb alert

by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010