Absolute Gäri

A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.

Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri

by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020

absoltariarous

Absoltariarous is a Youtuber with loving fans. Absoltariarous loves her fans with all her heart and will do anything for them. She is nice and caring. She is also friends with BraydenGWB and loves to make Youtube videos with him. She also uses the nicknames 'Human" and "Potato" a lot.

Human 1 - Absoltariarous is a great youtuber!

Human 2 - yeah, she cares about her fans so much.

by Absoltariarous June 18, 2020

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

absolute small

The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.

I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!

I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.

by Anonumerical December 5, 2020

Absolute horseplay

A dublin 4 slang term for good time

Guy 1) want to go down trinners

Guy 2) sounds like absolute horseplay

by J o c March 18, 2021

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

Absec

Good loking Slovenian who likes wine and likes meat. He is very atractive making every women atracted to him just by a single look. He is also a great singer especially singing folk songs. He is also good at writing his own songs which are very good. Wine that is prudeced by an absec is also very good it is not important which wine you buy from him it will always be good. Poems form absec are also very good, most of them use iamb and are also sonets.

Absec is also someone who is very hard-working and helpfull to the others if they ask him for help. Even if someone is in trouble an absec will always help them.

Absec can you help me.
Absec is so good looking.
Absec is the best man I ever met.
Thise poem form absec is very good.

by Bro code Poet March 31, 2022