twitter

a site that took the status updates from facebook and made it into a social network. its gay.

guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man.
guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer

by fubous November 27, 2009

twitter

the act of fluttering ones eyelashes on another's anus

she sucked my balls and twittered my crack while jerking me off

by team vagg March 26, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.

I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier

by Ninja L November 13, 2009

twitter

to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009

Twitter Fingers

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.

“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”

by Frstar27 June 20, 2019

stan twitter

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.

wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.

by cloudykindnes June 1, 2020

Twitter

verb, noun

1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.

2. Female masturbation.

3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.

4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.

5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.

6. A mood elevator.

Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.

by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009