Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007

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Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy

Oh, there's Ryan Times again...

by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019

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Tigers

nickname of Hanshin.

Tigers are shit, always have been and always will be.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

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One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.

Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?

by Insanity Inc. August 14, 2006

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