Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

Thanks for the gold kind stranger by A PINEMAN June 25, 2019

Thanksgiving Fast 

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

Thanksgiving Fast by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving 

That day where your relatives come over. The relatives are usually split into 2 groups. The adults usually sit in the living room and get into fights about politics and get mad is you interrupt their “really important” conversation.
The kids go upstairs and either whine because they think they have the right to all your things just because they’re guests, or the teenagers stick their butts in your house and think they’re the boss because they’re “ThE OlDeSt”.
when it is time for food, your adult relatives are all up in your business, or forgot you were born. When it is time to leave, your parents expect you to go and clean up everybody’s freaking mess. then they go and start hounding you on if that cousin you saw once is now your new best friend.

“Dude, are you excited for thanksgiving?”
No, my teenage cousins are coming to our house.”

Thanksgiving by TheVioletBunny November 23, 2022

Danish Thanksgiving 

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

Danish Thanksgiving by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

thanks, Congress! by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

thanks though 

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

thanks though by Steven Koren September 10, 2013

Thansk 

An alternative spelling of "Thanks," commonly occurring at the end of an email. Many grammarians consider "Thansk" a modern-day shibboleth signifying friendship between author and reader. More technically, many grammarians recommend that the author not "correct" this "typo," as it is no longer consider a typo.

"So there's plenty that could happen between now and then. Let's keep in close touch by email or text. Thansk, Ted"

Thansk by hodags1966 October 31, 2020