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tactica mucadel

You go to a coffee shop and then you go to the gas station and buy a sandwich. Also, it defines stealing food from others.
by Alpinous August 23, 2021
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Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.
guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me
by a literal idiot December 22, 2021
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tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good
by chris_luva February 2, 2022
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tacticalyourdad

the most talented pc gamer, and most sus twitch streamer (5.4kd)
ayooo is that tacticalyourdad
by tacticalyourdad February 16, 2022
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Tacticock

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.
It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.
by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022
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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022
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Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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