The Gratuity 

To Pull only the tip of your penis out showing it to someone else as part of the penis showing game. This results in two kicks in the ass and being made fun of for being a fag to the person getting the gratutiy.

(around a corner) Hey Davy! You want a tip?
Yea sure.
OHHH THE GRATUITY!!!
(While kicking him in the ass) What a fucking meat gazer.

The Gratuity by Pote October 1, 2007

The Gordon Lightfoot 

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

The Gordon Lightfoot by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

the GAR rating

Derived from the baseball WAR rating, the GAR rating stands for girls above replacement. A GAR rating can be assigned to anything from a new article of clothing to a new car and basically describes the amount of girls that you will now get with every year that you wouldn't have gotten without it.

These new pants are sweet...the GAR rating is at least 2.0

Dude why would you sell your car? It had a 5.0 GAR rating

That sweater has a GAR of like 20. I just popped a boner

the GAR rating by lalalalala23 December 5, 2012

The Guzzler 

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.

Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

The Guzzler by theproofisinthepudding October 23, 2013

The Gibson Special 

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.

Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

The Gibson Special by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015

The golden hot tub 

When you cum inside of a woman's butthole and then you proceed to urinate while still fully erect. Make sure to look away in the immediate following of said act as to appear to be confused so that you may proceed to play the role of the victim in the situation. A few tears may help.

"I was banging my old lady in the ass the other night and I got her with the golden hot tub. High five!"

The golden hot tub by Goldenhottub January 2, 2016

The Glass Closet 

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

The Glass Closet by Stassii December 26, 2018