Skip to main content

Head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016
mugGet the Head stache mug.

Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018
mugGet the Dirty Statham mug.
Related Words

Daniel statham

A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably
Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath
by Daniel statham May 31, 2018
mugGet the Daniel statham mug.

Emmanuel Stålhandske

A black alpha-male who identifies as a big mac. He's anorexic and the only thing he eats is pasta. He drinks Oboy each and everyday.
Wow, that Emmanuel Stålhandske guy is really black
by BigMusclyBoiLmaoXD December 7, 2018
mugGet the Emmanuel Stålhandske mug.

March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
mugGet the March Stacheness mug.

puss-stache

eeee u seen tha puss-stache
by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020
mugGet the puss-stache mug.

Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu
"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"
by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
mugGet the Cunt-stache mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email