The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.

Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky

by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

by CrowTime December 15, 2011

Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.

John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"

by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016