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Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"
by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012
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Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.
I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable
by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018
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Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
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Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.
Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.
by puckers June 22, 2008
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Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009
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poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.
I slammed my poon spoon in the door!
by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008
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Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
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