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coon spoon 

large spoon used to cook crack. most comonly found in a house full of black people.
billy: why is there a coon spoon on your table?
johnny: some niggers were cookin crack before they left
coon spoon by Rollin Smoke January 10, 2007
Related Words

There is no Spoon

A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.
A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."
There is no Spoon by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009

Talented Spoon 

Derived from the theory that Asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (Chang, Thong, Bing). When a person of Asain decent has a western name it is assumed that a talented spoon created it.
This [Chinese] dude roundhouse kicked six bears and a tiger. The best part was his name is Steve. That must have been one talented spoon!
Talented Spoon by snakewins4 February 14, 2012

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar 

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

Urban Spoon 

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep
woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
Urban Spoon by croopstc August 15, 2011

power spoon 

When you're little spoon but you assert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their butt
"Yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon...I'm scarred for life tbh"

"Who's your daddy??", he said as he asserted his position as power spoon
power spoon by PowerSpooner69 November 20, 2015