Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011

Snailtard

A person who drives so unduly slow, as to the point of idiocy.

Bob was reduced not only to tears, but also, intense road rage when two snailtards held up both the fast, and slow lanes of the main highway, only doing a mere 30 mph in a 55 zone.

by Tabasco Rodriguez February 21, 2011

snailface

When, viewed from the side, a person appears to have no chin or jaw. Skin forms a near straight line from the chin to the chest. Predominantly used as derogatory for a female.

Gross! Look at that nasty snailface chick.

by mr;dwlkvfje; April 12, 2011

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

snailish

As fast as a snail. Usually used to describe some other action. How busy do you think snails are?

Exactly. It means SLOW

Traffic in DC sucks. It's snailish, all the time.

by wonder_er February 12, 2014

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014