Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
by Gearls December 24, 2008
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Secret Artist Society

A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!

Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.
Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!

Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!
by Dainy July 24, 2009
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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009
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Secret Snake

When a girl is in the reverses cowgirl position and starts to defecate onto the guy.
Man did you know Elisabeth is a secret snake pro!?!?

Dude did you know Elisabeth holds the longest secret snake record.

Created by E.W. & T.S. On 6-28-10
by ThomasandElisabeth June 29, 2010
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Secret Ninja Knot

An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries
by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011
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A Girl's Secret Dream

It's when a guy takes his shirt off in front of a girl or a group of girls and sings a song with just the lyrics "du" over and over again.
Hey, Nick, I am gonna do A girl's Secret Dream to McKayla over there. It is gonna SO funny.
by Paul Mchorny November 11, 2020
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secret bitches (or SB)

1.)those who hide behind the folds of formspring and trash people secretly. 2.) sneaky bitches 3.) a bitch with a plan 4.) a bitch that has no life and needs to insult other to feel better
"Those secret bitches (or SB) keep writing smack on my friend's formspring!"
by fighteragainstevilpooheads April 08, 2010
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