The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.

Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.

by DrNufario April 4, 2011

BV switch

An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.

person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"

by Legodogel October 9, 2012

big red switch

Switch that completely de-energizes (or kills) a device. From early IBM PC's which had a Big Red Switch on the side connected to the main power feed.

It's out of control -- hit the Big Red Switch!!!!

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch

hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

by isvan November 8, 2008

Bait and Switch

When a designated driver says he will bring every one home from the bar, and then precedes to drink himself into a vomiting stupor. So that it is obvious he is the only one who can't drive.

I told my uncle's to come to the bar with me, and that I would bring them home. I then did 4 car bombs, 2 shots of vodka, 6 beers, and 2 martini's. My uncle's claimed I pulled a bait and switch on them.

by skate balls January 12, 2008

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

by PeteMat March 3, 2009