Oct 28 Word of the Day
a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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name for a person because of a very small penis
Curtis is hung like a lightswitch so everyone in gym class calls him "Lightswitch"
by billy julio June 29, 2007
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Buddy was afraid to change with the guys before and after hockey games because he was hung like a light switch.
by myk4bz October 27, 2006
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The EXACT moment between "I'm FAAUUUKED UP!" and "I'm BLAAACKED OUT!". Another form of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde". The EXACT moment when you pal goes from "Zero to Hero" during a solid evening of ripping a beverage or 10. You're ripping shots with your friend at the bar and they are acting fine, and then, suddenly, their LIGHT SWITCH trips on...
You girl, you went from "Zero to Hero" last night after that last "Red Headed Slut" shot we took. Your LIGHT SWITCH tripped and all the sudden.... I think I saw Va-GINE-NA during that keg stand!
by Kocktail Stockdale August 26, 2014
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A alcoholic drink made with equal parts bourbon (traditionally Southern Comfort) and squirt.

Refers to the fact that the drinker will go from sober to drunk very quickly with no buzz in between, i.e. flipping a light switch.
After two lightswitches, i was straight drunk.
by Evan Carr October 10, 2005
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