Shawn Story

A story that is random and actually has no point or purpose at all. generaly are said by people with the name shawn. by saying shawn stories you are guaranteeing a life alone with no friends, love ones, or sex.

shawn-i went to athletes world to buy socks... then i didnt.

normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....

by gorzitzacarter August 7, 2011

Sex story

Hailey, a teenage girl was home alone and wanted to masturbate. She unlocked her phone and typed in porn. She clicked the latest one and started watching. Her pussy started getting wet. She put her hand down her pants and started playing with herself. She felt so good she let out a loud moan. She started going faster until her body shook in pleasure. She grabbed her vibrator and switched it on she placed it on her wet pussy and she moaned loud her legs began shaking. She was feeling so good she didn’t want to stop. She kept going but her parents got home. She came everywhere and was happy with what just happened.

I just felt so good!!

What did you do?

I read a sex story and fingered myself

by hornydirtygirl February 14, 2023

Sex Story

A story used to make sexual thoughts:

Example)

Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....

Hope you grew hard from my Sex Story

by Cuntslayer42069 February 2, 2016

The Mascara Story

A Derry (Ireland) band who recently won the Kerrang! Snickers Best Unsigned Band competition. They played a small set at Download Festival and have signed to Scar Records. Their 1st single came out in June and is 'This Is Not A Bruise'
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)

You're so grounded, I feel skyscraper high...

I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces

This is not a bruise from falling for you

Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining

I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out

by Dikome August 23, 2005

Cool Story

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

by Hobie Animations August 5, 2017

Sex story

A story that is about sex most adults have one.

Jack was a college student at the time. He had a dorm partner that was female and her name was Katie and she was hot. Perfect breast a nice ass and brown hair. One day after coming back from shopping he hears muffled screaming coming from Katie's room. He goes in and sees Katie maturbating. He decides to help. He takes of his shirt then his pants. Katie then notices him and tell him to join. He take of his boxers and reveals a 8 inch cock. Katie take off her bra and spreads her legs. He inserts his dick and she screams. He moves in and out. Until the both cum. Katie kneels down and gives Jake a blowjob of a lifetime. His cum explodes in her throat. Next they go doggy style both cumming twice. Jake layes down and Katie hops and his penis.

She bounces up and down. Cum running all over their thighs. They do 69 last then fall asleep. Next week they are dating.
That was my sex story.

by Cantcount44 February 15, 2022

sex story

it was a cold winter evening, my friend’s car broke down so i picked him up. man i was so horny that day i couldn’t resist. i was driving to pick him up. i always wondered if my friend gary liked me in a way. but anyway once i picked him up my dick got rock solid, gary saw how big it got once he got in the car. he started massaging my rock solid dick and i couldn’t resist moaning. i put down the seats and leaned close to him we were french kissing for a solid minute. slowly i striped of his clothes and so did he. he tied me to the seat with his belt and we started fucking hard we were doing cowgirl position, man was he shaking that car. he flipped me on my stomach and put his fingers in my butthole. slowly he started stretching it and inserted his rock solid gigantic 10 inch dick in my butthole. once he was done he put his tounge in my butthole and started licking it. now it was my turn, i sat on his face and he gave me a blowjob i started cumming in his mouth and he started violently shaking. i heard the car door open, i forgot to lock the car. it was the ranger he saw us in our exact position and told us we had to leave after that he gave us a ticket. me and gary went to my house and we continued on the living room floor.

this is gay btw also i’m not gay

sex story

by ilovebigbootys May 11, 2022