slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003

Gibbs Slap

A slap upside the back of the head a la Leroy Jethroe Gibbs from NCIS usually done to someone who did or said something stupid.

Don Gibbs slapped after I asked him to shower with him.

by legaykidd May 22, 2009

tit slap

To slap someone or something really hard with your tits.

I tit slaped Corey last night and he started crying.

by xxxxirmaryxxx September 14, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

San Antonio Slap

After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.

Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.

by CPR1 April 13, 2008

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004

Tony Danza Slap

To smack one's penis across the face of a woman, showing her "Who's The Boss"

Angela was nagging me all day yesterday, so when she gave me a blow job I Tony Danza Slapped her on the lips before I came.

by solitaryopus October 9, 2008