bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

Ship Swapper

Players in the game Sea of Thieves that participate in an alliance and queue up for an activity, the Ship Swappers are those that wish to leave a specified event and effectively jump the queue in transferring to another ship of their choice.

That dirty ship swapper wanted to leave Merchants for World Events!

I once knew a ship swapper, they went home with the first dirty Sea Dog to offer them a spot on their bowspirit

The galdem don't swap ships...

by ToxikRee May 1, 2021

ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

Ship

When you endorse a relationship between two fictional or even real people. If your ship becomes a real thing you say your ship has sailed.

I ship richie and Eddie

My reddie ship has sailed

by Reddiesphagett May 24, 2018

Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers

Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma

by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023