Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy

Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"

by carelisaslopee! August 6, 2017

Poof

Like a shart but it comes out of a woman's vag

Oh my god Tina I just poofed

by Jekskdk August 17, 2017

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017

ploof

someone that looks and acts like rayane on her sad or depressed days.

you’re being such a ploof

by andjwnoamxnaoprd January 19, 2018

poofer

a person who suddenly disappears and then reappears out of nowhere

izzy: "where did Matilda go?"

matilda: "over here?"
izzy: how did you get there?"

matilda: "im just a really talented poofer

by I.Didnt.Do.It July 10, 2018

Poofs

Poofs means a pack of Gays, Lesbians or just meaning that they are unfunny and a bunch of cunts.

"AWW MATE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING POOFS."

by JJ-TACOS November 8, 2018