Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.
Mainly used in british schools.
Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"
Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."
Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"
house points are for good students/pushovers
Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."
Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"
house points are for good students/pushovers
by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019
Get the House points mug.Describing how easily a person laughs at things. Comparable to the boiling point (where the water starts to boil when it becomes too hot). Laughing point is the point where you start laughing at something when you find something funny.
Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’
Directly translated from the Chinese word ‘笑点’
'You have a high laughing point'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.
'Really? I think my laughing point is quite low. I laugh at almost everything'.
by mochibabe April 14, 2020
Get the Laughing Point mug.When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.
Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.
by BakedOwl May 15, 2020
Get the Funny Point mug.Like the phrase "valid point" but funnier and for gamers. The word 'Valorant' is used because the first 3 letters are the same as the word 'valid.'
Valorant is a free-to-play multiplayer tactical first-person shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Microsoft Windows. First teased under the codename Project A in October 2019, the game began a closed beta period with limited access on April 7, 2020 followed by official release on June 2, 2020.
Valorant is a free-to-play multiplayer tactical first-person shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Microsoft Windows. First teased under the codename Project A in October 2019, the game began a closed beta period with limited access on April 7, 2020 followed by official release on June 2, 2020.
"This is so me when I-"
"What do you mean Dad? Mum was the victim of a vehicular homocide? That is a valorant point."
"What do you mean Dad? Mum was the victim of a vehicular homocide? That is a valorant point."
by valorantpoint October 9, 2020
Get the Valorant Point mug.An abitury scale of trust, similar to lad points but less homosexual,
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,
they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,
they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust
lad 1'hey did u keep that secret'
lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'
another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'
lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'
another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'
by RUle britania December 5, 2017
Get the Safe points mug.The time after sending a message that has a chance of ending a conversation to definitively tell when a person will not respond - most applicable to Snapchat
by Yoyallshouldread March 3, 2018
Get the Point of no reply mug.A minuscule town that lies between statesville and taylorsville. Nothing much to see. Filled with criminals, homeless people, and a gas station. Everyone is on meth and or heroin, doesn’t matter the age, whether it’s the 7 year olds that live in a one bedroom shack with their drugged out parents, or 70 year old grandparents. The speed limits are stupid and slow but it’s the only real structure the town has. If you are risking getting sent to rehab or a mental institution, stony is your best place to settle down! You’ll fit right in.
Dude I met this really cool girl tonight at this party! Hell yeah, where was she from? Stony point I think! Yeah bro you might wanna rethink that, also get checked for STDs
by whocarez September 6, 2021
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