The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.
"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"
by Wasder August 10, 2006
Get the 1.3 patch mug.A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.
"What a waste of patchouli."
by Brandon L. July 16, 2008
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by Imsorryjo! June 13, 2010
Get the sour patches mug.I laid a patch.
I will lay a patch.
Did you lay a patch?
I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.
Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."
Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"
Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."
I will lay a patch.
Did you lay a patch?
I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.
Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."
Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"
Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."
by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010
Get the Lay a patch mug.Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."
by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007
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person a: where's josh?
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while
by the unknown plotchelor October 6, 2009
Get the Plotcheling mug.When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.
I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.
by Annazoe January 7, 2017
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