pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012

peado-smile

A very creepy smile, somewhat peadophilic

Guy : *Looks at beautifull girl and smiles*
Girl : OMG, you are so creepy, get away!!!
Guy2: Sorry bro, but you have a peado-smile..

by Jaymal Soni November 25, 2013

Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...

I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!

by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014

Peadoisming

A word you use to describe someone stalking you.
Also it's not a real word I don't think so it may have people
Shouting at you for using it instead of pedophilia😂😂😏

"Stop peadoisming you weirdo"

by Baynesemily123 May 14, 2015

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

pedofeelya

Foot fetish; sexual arousal ensuing from touching someone else's bare feet. (Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a pedocure.)

Pardon my pedofeelya: please will ya let me tickle your toes?

by Wizard-of-Odds March 7, 2016

pedo gun

A certain weapon designed to stop any nonce,not to be mistaken for his cock

Look there Garry glitter,shit lemme grab my pedo gun and fuck him up

by My ex is ginger February 19, 2017