pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

peenzik

you can compare it to anything

That car is so peenzik, that phone is so peenzik

by bdt26 April 28, 2011

Peeterbeater

Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)

I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D

by ricecrispytreats May 28, 2011

pretzelnoia

The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.

(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!

by gigantixplosionboom7 June 4, 2011

Peepzoid

A peepzoid (pronounced peep-zoyd) defines a group of people or a person either in an online forum or social network. saying it in public will result in instant social crucifiction..

Hey peepzoid, whats crackin'?

by Bracket man. July 22, 2011

petzopalooza

1. I totally rock'n no limitations event featuring differnt genres of pets.
2.freakin huge event with pets bling and other stuff for pets.
3.Typically a sponsered event featuring the latest merchidise for a variety pets and their owners. Premium Petzopalooza events offer pets for sale.

"I'm going to the petzopalooza gotta get twinkles the latest and greatest; I spare no expense for my sweet little cat."

Ex. "Dude- I'm gonna get my doggy some bling at the petzopalooza this weekend"

by j~doggy October 19, 2011

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013