Parkour

To fuck a bitch 7 times in a 24-hour span

man jacob parkoured that israeli bitch alll damn day

i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour

by hard core parkour January 4, 2010

parrot nazi

A woman teacher that resembles Reba Macentire and has the nose and eyes of a parrot. Screetchy voice also included.

damn that parrot nazi!
parrot nazi: raww, whatt? eva do you have a bank account? do you know what interest is?!?!?

by Raw January 19, 2004

Pardon

a gay ass way of saying Sorry

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

Parkour

Getting from A to Z as fast as one can, jumping over buildings and rolling around.

I parkoured in Steven's house yesterday. It was fun until he shot at me with one of his guns.

by SMmmmmmmm September 29, 2013

parkour

The art of jumping on and over things like a complete badass.

Holy shit man that guy must be some kind of magical parkour master!

by Random black guy 420 May 28, 2014

Ice Cream Parlor

when you have a row of girls on their knees taking money shots add a cherry on their forhead afterwards

so for 45 minutes my room was an ice cream parlor as i blew my load over 5 chicks faces then i topped them off with cramel and cherries

by The Franchise : ) Have a nice day March 4, 2003

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007