Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

Poging out my gourd

Poging out my gourd (POMG), expression of excitement often followed by belittlement form peers for using said expression

Cara: “I’m Poging out my gourd rn”
Literally everyone: “stop it! It’s not catching on”

by Blotty1 February 7, 2026

pmoing

gerund of something that is pissing you off (pmo (pissing me off))

yo that guy is pmoing rn

by atribecalledquest March 1, 2026

pmoing

Gerund of something that is pissing you off (pmo (pissing me off))
Pronounced pee em owing

yo that guy is pmoing rn

by atribecalledquest March 1, 2026

Pooning

To defecate whilst mooning.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

by WMAS Big T May 24, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025