plocke

v. - to give up because of how boring something is

adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring

n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow

I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!

That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.

Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.

by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008

Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.

*sees girl lying down on street*

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.

by bishie_kaichou June 19, 2011

Planking

The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.

They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.

by Plank_Master October 13, 2011

Plank

Noun - A stroll off of a pirate ship

Aye matey, time to go for a plank

by panovision101 October 8, 2011

Plank

Someone who has no chest or ass.

"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"

"Yeah, but she's a plank."

by Zadeos July 23, 2017

Plank

Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.

You boys are planks.

by Lazerxvenom September 13, 2018

Plank

A girl that has no butt or boobs

Damn man that girls a plank

by Smartestdumbass February 6, 2019