Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

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Frickity Frack Nick Nack Patty Wack Catty Shack

A word, well I guess more like a phrase, used when you're in trouble or in danger.

Guy 1: I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Creeper: SSSSSSS
Guy 1: FRICKITY FRACK NICK NACK PATTY WACK CATTY SHACK
Creeper: *blows up*

by waitthecrabbypatty November 5, 2019

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Awkward Platypus

Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.

To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.

To be used in Awkward Situations

"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus

by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009

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Pattycake

Pattycake is a fat ass. A fat booty. A big badonkadonk. A huge cake.

"Damn, Krystal got a pattycake! I'd hit that pattycake any day!" Said John to his friend Nick.

by newbbeeb April 12, 2014

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platypus

A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.

Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

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