panda

night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences

"Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"

by Carly2010 August 7, 2006

panda face

A very cute, slightly sad face

We all stared akwardly at Tina until she made her panda face.

by ManiK December 31, 2006

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009

Panda Bear

(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.

Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?

Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.

Sam: NICE!!

by hose monster December 4, 2011

panda

cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!

by bobbybamboo October 3, 2009

Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.

1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!

by Sephicus Stampoodius Daedelificus Standaloftium January 5, 2005

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016