Someone who goes day in and day out without really having any goals or plans for the future. A professional nobody's day may consist of waking up, chilling with friends, eating something, smoking a joint and occasionally attending a minimum wage part-time job. They are usually nice people that tend to not be too serious or opinionated on any political, social, or religious standards. Some of them are in bands too, for they'd rather live off of doing a hobby than pursuing a long time career.
Dude 1: Hey bro you know if Donny's going to college anytime soon?
Dude 2: Probably never man, he's a professional nobody.
Dude 1: Alright, that's chill.
Dude 2: Probably never man, he's a professional nobody.
Dude 1: Alright, that's chill.
by Captain Fermzy February 19, 2011
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by Alien0 October 12, 2019
Get the The Nobody Doseage mug.To 'pull a nobi on it' means you set your alarm clock an hour early in order to have sex with your girlfriend. - this was originated by the italian stalion nobile.
knowing it takes 20 mins to get ready for work, this morning the alarm was set an hour early in order to 'pull a nobi on it'.
by ggggeorge May 12, 2008
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by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017
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by Sketchtool August 14, 2009
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Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"
Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"
by Red Wins fan June 29, 2013
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by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004
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