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nufty

A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in hell of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.

They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.

When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.
"Oh my lord, check him out, he's a right nufty!"
by Lord Luke of PANIC CoMA October 13, 2006
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gun nutter

a person that refuses to discuss any rational attempt at gun control.
a person "says we can no longer stand by and do nothing while our children get slaughted"

a gun nutter says "guns don't kill people"
by jashf January 8, 2013
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Natty Daddy

1. A cheap knock-off pseudo-beer for rednecks and tasteless frat douches. Tastes like carbonated piss and guarantees a nasty hangover.

2. What you bring to the party for drinks when Four Locos are considered too "sophisticated."

3. Hillbilly fuel.
1. Brian complimented his look of four layered shirts with popped collars and fake orange spray-tan by holding onto a shimmering can of Natty Daddy.

2. Mason downed five Natty Daddy's before passing out in a puddle of his own vomit at the party last night.

3. "Billy-Bob! Hold my Natty Daddy while I try to see if I can jump my 4-wheeler over the bonfire!"
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
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Nutter Knife

Commonly misinterpretted as a butter-knife, it is a knife used my those who either like "nuts", or they are "nuts" themselves.
I used the nutter knife to spread my PeanutButter on my toast.
by urbanpro July 15, 2010
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nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.
He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.
by DaCamel July 8, 2014
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Nutt-Netted

The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
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Nutt-Juice

noun. - Another word for the fabulous semen that bursts from the genitalia orifice of the human male.
My nutt-juice flowed through me as I pounded the rod of girth between my legs, soon blasting upon my bedroom wall once I reached the peak of my sexual tension.
by DickholeofJizzJuice April 20, 2018
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