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Nuttyvana 

Nuttyvana is a religion that mastered art of nut and uses it as cosmic energy to bend and change the universe, only a few master the art of nut and transcend into higher being.

Gays and women have higher rate of succeding because they can have more than 2 nuts inside of them.
A: Imma go transcend.
B: Where exactly?
A: To Nuttyvana DUHHH
Nuttyvana by Dzaferganci123 June 10, 2018
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Nuttyvana 

Ultimate transcendence that any men could ever reach, the true form of buddha, the start of 2019
This man reached the true NUTTYVANA holy shit!
Nuttyvana by Tvoj laznjacki. January 4, 2018

Nuttyvana 

Nuttyvana is a religion that mastered art of nut and uses it as cosmic energy to bend and change the universe, so
only a few master the art of nut and transcend into higher being.

Gays and women have higher rate of succeding because they can have more than 2 nuts inside of them.
A: Imma go transcend.
B: Where exactly?
A: To Nuttyvana DUHHH
Nuttyvana by Dzaferganci123 June 10, 2018

nuttymadam

A crazy-ass fat Twihard that has posted retarded videos on Youtube. Most of her videos consist of her contradicting herself, pointless ranting, and screaming about something Twilight related.
She even bashes the great horror fiction writer Stephen King in one of her videos, claiming he had no right to say what he said about Stephenie Meyer, the author of the Sue, self-insert, shit series called Twilight.
nuttymadam: AMMMMAAAAAAZZZING BOOOK
nuttymadam by greenpeas November 26, 2009

nuttymadam

A batshit crazy british woman who posts videos on youtube about twilight. When she isn't contradicting herself and ranting in her videos, she is filming her reactions to anything and everything Twilight-related

Fun facts:
She says she cried for 90 minutes after she finished Breaking Dawn
She's seen the movie Twilight over 5 times
She wants a Renesmee
She is apparently some sort of greasy monster
She has met many people from the Twilight cast
Everyone hates her
She looks like a manatee
Direct quotes from nuttymadam:
"UHMAZING BUUUUUUUHK"
"Stephenie Meyer is a genius -- YEAH HUH, YEAH HUH"
"You ungrateful little TURD"
"FUCK YOU STEVEN KING"
"Renesmee rocks, she is the coolest little girl ever -- I WANT ONE"
Enlightenment achieved only after the clarity of ejaculation.
Bro, I reached nutvana on December 31 after a full month of destroy dick December.
nutvana by Freedomfogy March 17, 2020

Nuttypants 

to be nude to a great degree or be exposed, in your undies or undergarment.
"i saw jin run down the street in her nuttypants on a dare!."
Nuttypants by Exploding jello January 23, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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