crumpy nipples

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

Stick Nipples

A fat nerd that has huge point tits, that poke everyone in the eye.

Also known as Pointy Tits, or Jimmy Neutron

OUCH your stick nipples just poked me in the eyes!

by Rillz December 15, 2008

Naples

Naples is a town in Florida where people that DON’T live in Naples believe it’s only where rich white people live but it’s actually very diverse and pretty chill. It’s very hectic sometimes. It’s not the most lit place in Florida, it’s definitely a bit boring and theirs not a whole lot to do but the beaches are the best

“Naples is where most Cubans live but then again... they are all over Florida and basically own it”

by Relatableshit October 17, 2018

plant nipples

Extremely large, gross, infected nipples on a body of a teenager.

My fat friend has plant nipples right now because of puberty.

by ben the ram October 7, 2010

cantankerous nipples

the malformation of nipples to the size of basketballs. Commonly known as the Olivia Sullivan disease.

My nipples are huge and fungus like, they are cantankerous nipples

by ellalalalala February 23, 2011

chocolate nipples

When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.

I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.

by Boss Assssssssss Bitchhhhhhh March 30, 2017

horseshoe nipples

When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!

Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"

Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"

by Johnny Blastman March 16, 2010