We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 25, 2019

Menopaunch

Female middle aged spread

'Mate I'd do her if it weren't for the menopaunch'

by Nerradeel October 24, 2007

mono bucket

those buckets of alcohol/liquor you get at a bar that usually get passed around and sipped by 5-10 people using the same straw -- can also use "mono glass"

im not drinking from your mono bucket...

by jenlinn February 5, 2009

Manopera

is an ongoing, television show that men are "addicted" to. Similar to a woman's soap opera.

Ryan can't play poker tonight he's watching Battlestar Galatica, it's his Manopera.

by magnus thor maximus April 3, 2009

menoporn

An erotic scene, usually in a movie, between a middle-aged woman and an attractive, sometimes younger, man.

If you'd like to watch some menoporn with me, I have a copy of Under the Tuscan Sun.

by Dr. Ireland July 31, 2009