Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.

Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.

by Microcrawler August 15, 2024

Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.

Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

microceph

Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.

Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.

by The Real Driller March 2, 2025

micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

by ardakirca March 14, 2025

Microcays

A brief moment where one enjoys a micro version of a vacation to keep their sanity and or ar too poor to pay for a more expensive vacation. Similar to a stay-cation but in even more micro incremention. In some cases its just a brief experience soaking in a moment.

I don't know how we would have survived without our microcays. I would have literally gone crazy.

by Umm just some thoughts April 21, 2025

Microchode

A derogatory nickname for Microsoft.

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.

by Vazdan February 21, 2026