Minecraft 

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

Minecraft by anonymous May 25, 2022

Minecraft 

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

Minecraft by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft 

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.

Minecraft by Kainokml June 2, 2022

Minecraft 

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

Minecraft by anonymous June 2, 2022

Minecraft 

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

Minecraft by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft 

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

Minecraft by LilRapNameHere23 June 6, 2022

Minecraft 

A game made of blocks.
In war with fortnite.

I'm going to be helping you with your base in Minecraft

Minecraft by @!JOSH!@ June 8, 2022