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Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
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2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
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Get the mestado mug.A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into Wet and Messy stuff?
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
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