March 9th

The Official National Sex Day, all others are invalid.

Yo its March 9th, time to go have sex with anyone I please.

by OFFICIAL WEBSTER URBAN DICTION October 16, 2019

Maithili

amazing person who everyone loves and adores!

"see that Maithili over there....i love her!"

by livbowie September 12, 2009

24 march

Kill mans legally for all day

National let me unalive a man. girls and women have to kill mans that are jerks and d!cks!
Hey can i kill you? it’s 24 March

by feminist01 March 22, 2021

Martha Zolanski

Martha is another one of Nicki Minaj's various alter egos. She's Roman Zolanski's British mother. She can be heard at the very end of the song 'Roman's Revenge' and was also seen for the very first time playing Nicki's fairy god mother in 'Moment 4 Life.'

Person 1: I love Nicki's voice when she becomes Roman Zolanski!

Person 2: Yeah me too! Not so sure about his strange British mother Martha Zolanski though.

by marylily2 April 5, 2011

March 6

National “BJ in the shower” day!

Woot woot, it’s March 6! Come on hun, let’s go celebrate it!

by Urbanasteroid April 14, 2019

Marah

She’s a tall, athletic girl with blonde hair. She can be aggressive sometimes. She may look like a brat but if you like her, go up to her and tell her how you feel. She isn’t a brat, and she might feel the same way you do. She’s very loyal and caring. You can’t tell if your on her good or bad side so you better treat her well. If you become her boyfriend, cherish her and hug her and don’t ever let her go because you will never find another girl like her. She loves to laugh and smile. She’s not afraid to stand up for herself and what is right. If you are ever rude to her, beware, she can deliver a mighty fine bitch slap. Marah’s can dress nicely one day but tomorrow she might look like she just rolled out of bed.

She looks pretty but seems like a bitch, she’s got to be a Marah

by ChadyBady February 27, 2019

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020