The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 23, 2023

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter.

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

Fanny Magic

When a female uses her minge to get everything she wants.

I have fallen for her fanny magic yet again

by ChubbyChappers January 11, 2021

Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015